Red Lantern burning hot at apparent slight
Galaxy- Oddly enough, The Red lantern (twin brother of Green lantern) is green with envy
on the picking of his brother's story to be told in theaters. The red hot sibling
was furious as he told us how his movie was stopped in the middle of production,
while his brother's story was given the green light .When ask would he consider reconciling the
relationship with his brother, he said he is sure they'll be seeing a lot of each
other at Christmas.
In a related story, Superman is Punked by Green Lantern and Ashton Kutcher and is seen running for his life, from what he thought was a crypton powered laser.
on the picking of his brother's story to be told in theaters. The red hot sibling
was furious as he told us how his movie was stopped in the middle of production,
while his brother's story was given the green light .When ask would he consider reconciling the
relationship with his brother, he said he is sure they'll be seeing a lot of each
In a related story, Superman is Punked by Green Lantern and Ashton Kutcher and is seen running for his life, from what he thought was a crypton powered laser.
Justin Bieber is chosen to play Tony Montana in Scarface remake
Hollywood- Fans of Justin Bieber will be excited to know that he has been chosen to play Tony Montana in the upcoming Michael Bay remake of Scarface. Not to give too much away, there are a few plot twist in the works that will facilitate the inclusion of Drake, Christopher Bridges and Chris Bosh. Al Pacino is said to be pleased with the choice and has been coaching the young star on how to talk Cuban.
Alot has been asked of Bieber to make time for this movie but he remains positive and never says never!
Story by David Maybe
Arnold says he is the victim of a massive conspiracy
Sources close to the Governator tells The Ledger that Arnold has been speaking in hushed tones about a massive conspiracy involving Mars, robots from the future and an American Idol winner. Close friends are worried but Arnold seems to be taking it one day at a time and has been heard practicing his spanglish.
Man is refused entry at Hartsfield Airport due to unusual business suit.
A man ,wearing a futuristic metallic suit, was denied entry into the airport due to some strange properties the suit seemed to have.
Beyonce retaliates on Jay-Z
Sources tell us, that Beyonce was not too thrilled upon finding out that Jay-Z and his cohorts took over New York City and announced it in a song. In retaliation, Beyonce and some of her entourage of girls have decided to run the world. In a shocking twist, Oprah has quit her show to help Beyonce run the world. Jay-Z is said to be working on a remix of the song "99 problems".
NFL- New NFL helmet design revealed in new movie.
The brand new redesigned NFL helmet was revealed in a movie in order to gauge the reaction of fans. Unfortunately, movie goers were distracted by the movie and failed to make the connection. It is not certain, wether or not the players will have a say in this decision.
Crayola looking for missing green pigment.
The Crayola company is said to be searching for a man who is believed to have escaped with all green pigment the company was storing for the manufacture of crayons, markers and trees. This gentleman, pictured here in these security footage snapshots, is being sought for questioning. Please call the proper authorities if you have any leads in this case.
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